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mybloodybottom

My toilet's like a murder scene & my medical history's like the Magna Carta.

Bobby is born… 

Still waiting to hear when I get the privilege of getting a camera shoved up my bottom to look at my whole intestines.  As I’m waiting the… Read more “Bobby is born… “

March 27, 2017 by mybloodybottom

Tick Tock Tick Tock

I’ve never been good with waiting. I get massively impatient & just want to fly through the time vortex & get to where I want to be. … Read more “Tick Tock Tick Tock”

March 23, 2017 by mybloodybottom

Fight Like A Girl

I’ve always been stubborn. If I believe in something or someone then I stick up for them. I’d fight my friend’s fights at school. I was a… Read more “Fight Like A Girl”

March 10, 2017 by mybloodybottom

Computer says no… 

So after my last appointment I got referred to have a colonoscopy. I was a little bit annoyed that I’d lost a couple of months by being… Read more “Computer says no… “

March 7, 2017 by mybloodybottom

Fear Makes Me A Fool

When I was a kid I was scared of needles. My sister is five years older than me & her BCG jab had got infected. The thought… Read more “Fear Makes Me A Fool”

March 1, 2017 by mybloodybottom

Too Sick To Be Sick

I’ve been quiet for ages. Not for any sinister reason (sorry if anyone following this has been worried) but because I’ve been sick.  As I’ve documented my… Read more “Too Sick To Be Sick”

March 1, 2017 by mybloodybottom

Fantastic Fear Of Everything

It’s a few days off my clinic appointment and I’m scared. And the annoying thing is I can’t really pin down what is scaring me the most. … Read more “Fantastic Fear Of Everything”

February 6, 2017 by mybloodybottom

Ignorance Would Be Bliss

I got a phone call off the surgery this week arranging my clinic appointment. She ended the call with a nonchalant “There’s some medication I need to… Read more “Ignorance Would Be Bliss”

January 25, 2017 by mybloodybottom

The Sickening Irony

The last few days this has been me. Green faced & trying to convince myself that it’s all okay.  I have two ways of doing this (take… Read more “The Sickening Irony”

January 21, 2017January 21, 2017 by mybloodybottom

My Body Is A Troll…

Rufus Wainwright sang ‘Your Body Is A Wonderland’, well my body isn’t, it’s a big fat troll. After months of fretting & crime scene toilets I finally… Read more “My Body Is A Troll…”

January 18, 2017January 16, 2017 by mybloodybottom

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